Dear Tom Cruise,
I need you to explain The Mummy to me.
Brendan Fraser made a perfectly good remake, there was no reason to do this again. How do I know this? Because you had to bring Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde to the story. COME ON! That’s just bullshit. Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde are their are own cinematic experience. The Mummy should be able to stand on its own. The Mummy has ALWAYS stood on its own. Boris Karloff is not happy with you. Brendan Fraser is not happy with you. I am not happy with you. Now, go to your room and think about what you’ve done.